Yup! I just burned a few more bridges!

INTRO:

Welcome to my blog! It’s like Gumby but if you were as flexible you would never leave the house! I have not blogged in a while so… Enjoy and tell me what you think… Like I’ll give fuck about what you think…. Oh wait I didn’t mean to type that… Oh well.

I wanna talk about the pussification of America’s youth. What the hell is wrong with these little freaks! I’m talking about this anime haired, girl jeans wearin, feminine side finding pussies! If you talk to any of these less than stellar lumps of owl shit they all have the same thing to say… “My family life is so messed up. My parents don’t care and they ignore me”… Get over your fuckin self! My parents have been ignoring me since day one! Hell my mother has forgotten my name… On a number of Occasions! So instead of doing what any normal neglected child does which is push there anger inward and become a cynical asshole who love nothing better than to shit on everyone else’s beliefs and opinions, instead they go out and find other little freaks and huddle together and do each others makeup and talk about there feelings and listen to the latest The “THE BAND” CD… News Flash! If your band has the word “THE” in the title and your first CD dropped after 1996 then……. YOU FUCKIN SUCK! Being Emo & Listening to Screamo makes you nothing but Lame-O !

Has anyone seen any pics of Brooke Hogan in the last few weeks…. She got a boob job and it looks fantastic! She looks like she’s Smuggling a couple of midgets! For those who care The Sex & The City Movie will be starting production soon. Oh and I will give you a hint on a present you guys can get me for my birthday & this is not a joke I really want this. I would like some Pajama’s with the feet. You know the one like when I was a kid that has the zipper up the front.. Just Google “Pajama’s with the Feet” and there are many links you can click on to get me some.

Ok now anyone who knows me knows that I am a moderate. Not a Conservative and surely not a liberal. Well a friend of mine told me that I was sounding very liberal in some of my blogs so I went back and read them again. It’s true I have been bashing the Conservatives a lot so it’s time for me to be Fair & Balanced!

Liberalism is a romantic notion that is false and based on the idea of making yourself look good to other people. That’s why most men—Bill Clinton is a good example—are liberal, because they need to get laid. If you look at most left-wing guys, they’ve made a deal with the devil. They don’t really believe that shit—they’re going against their own innate nature, because liberalism is anti-man. If you believe that peace and love work, you’re not a man, because this world works on war. The only people who respect you are people who are scared of you—and that’s why Reagan was a great President. And the idea that you can negotiate with people who want you dead is a complete lie. That’s why the left is the most self-absorbed, vanity-driven enterprise. These are people who would rather feel good about themselves at a cocktail party than actually protect people’s lives. If you’re at a party and you say, ‘The war on terror is the most important thing in the world’—you won’t get a nod. But if you say, ‘Global warming is the biggest threat,’ you will get laid.

In America it is favorable to be apart of certain religions to succeed in certain lines of work and business… The Movie Industry, The Diamond Industry, The Banking Industry. If you are a Jew you already have a foot in the door to any of these professions. They are the reason why it costs 9.50 for a damn movie ticket. They Love it when your lady comes in the store and wants the full caret ring cause they know its price has been marked up… Not to help cover the cost of funerals for the Africans who died mining the stone but to line there pocket with more moolah. I’m going to call it what it is… The Jew Tax! They have been Jewing up the prices for ages now and I don’t see it ending anytime soon.

Muslims are really becoming a pain in my ass! We have a group of them who work for Target Corp as clerks at the checkout who refuse to touch any of the pork products people want to buy. By Target Corp allowing this it encourages Muslims and other religions to find more things they can’t do at work because their religion says it is not allowed. The only problem with this is the Quran says that Muslims can’t eat pork it does not say a damn thing about them touching it in the 12 items or less line. I say do your fucking job or get a new one! Hell I will compromise….. Wear some rubber gloves ( Latex free cause we don’t wanna hurt anyone who may be allergic… Fuckin Pussies).

OUTRO:

Farewell to Karl Rove, I’ll miss the time spent undermining your efforts to take over the world. The only problem now is who the hell will the DEMS blame for all the shit that the Bu$hies try to do now?

I told everyone a few months ago that Lindsay Lohan was doomed . Like I said a few months ago… Here Today.. Molly Ringwald Tomorrow!

Be sure to check out Entourage on HBO.. Only three episode left in the season. Sunday’s @ 10pm

Barry Bonds broke “hammerin” Hank Aaron’s HR Record recently and some people are fussing over it cause they think he used Illegal Steroids & they want his record taken away. I say what’s the big damn deal. I mean Crack is Illegal but I don’t see anyone taking Gold Albums away from Whitney Houston… Although she probably already sold them to buy crack.

Well that’s all for me. I’ll blog to you little jerks later!

Political Correctness & The Lack Of True Passion Is Hurting America!

I am really getting sick to my damn stomach of all this bullshit about being “PC”. All I see is a bunch of fuckin robots walking around all trying not to offend any of the stupid ass groups people feel they need to place themselves in… The fact of the matter is you will always offend someone no matter how hard you try not to.

 

Who the fuck has the right to decide what is correct to say and what’s not?! It seems to me that if you go against the grain then you are wrong. I will give an example… Everyone is really sad that the cute little pregnant women from Ohio was found dead and I feel that way too…. But If I was to add to that by saying…

 

Maybe if she was not a home-wrecker and didn’t go after men who were married and had kids then maybe she might be alive.. See people will say that’s so wrong and you can’t say that…. News Flash! Yes I can! I can say whatever the fuck I want and I will continue to say that she was a home-wrecker cause even if I held my opinion back…. She would still be dead! Moving on!

 

Nobody in America has True Passion! Now tons of people have passion but for the most part there is some self-serving motive behind that passion. True Passion I think has been gone for decades in this country. In my opinion the last group of Americans who had true passion would be the group of Women who went to work in the factories and in the fields to provide for their families but also to help keep this great nation afloat while their men fought World War II.

 

I have heard many of them say that they would have worked 12 to 15 hours a day for no pay because they had the passion to wanna help this country with no strings attached. In the age of the iPhone and Plasma TV’s we just don’t have the time to feel real passion, we have to get something out of it to make it worth our wild….Nowadays there is nothing but strings attached….

 

One person for like the last 20 or so years that we have all seen week after week who seems to show”True Passion” would be America’s Most Wanted Host John Walsh. He has been trying to get “Scum Bags” off the streets and into jails and does a good job of that.

 

Now do you think that if he had been a good parent and not allowed his son to wander off in a department store and get kidnapped and killed that he would give a shit about trying to find some dime store robber who kills an Asian clerk after he gets the money….. No!

 

He would do what most Americans do and that is express the fact that it is not right for that to have happened but he would also do what most Americans would and that is think to himself “Man that sucks but better him than me.” But I become the asshole if I say what everyone is thinking…..

 

True Passion…. Do you have it about anything? I’m not going to lie and say I do cause I don’t… So are you going to stop lying to yourself?

 

If I offended anyone who has read this then all I can say is… Job well done.

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

I’m going to do something a little different this week. I’m just going to talk about random shit and I’m going to talk about shit that is close to my heart… You will see the softer side of me, but don’t get used to this shit!

 

Lets talk about men and women. ladies, as men we only really deal with you for 2.1 reasons and they are. There might be a chance we could get our belly’s filled with food that you cook. There might be a chance we can get our balls drained by you and the final little reason is you are a girlfriend of one of our friends. That’s it! I mean there might be one maybe two girls that a guy knows who are just really his friend but for the most part those are the reasons men even deal with women.

 

There is a big problem in this country that everyone should be trying to solve. When I was born In 1983, 1 out of every 5600 kids were born with Autism. In 2007 that rate is up to 1 in every 166 kids. In 24 years this has become the biggest epidemic in America even bigger than HIV. If 1 out of every 166 people had HIV we would be jumping through hoops to try and curb those numbers. Please visit AutismSpeaks.org and see how you can help.

 

One of my favorite shows ended recently and that show is The Sopranos. I have been in love with this show for years and I was sad to see it go but I sure as hell loved the way it ended. David Chase let the audience use our imagination to decide what happened to Tony and his family. Some people saw a diner full of assassins and others saw a diner full of people looking to choke down some grease-ball burgers and watered down cokes.

 

Why is it always weird the first time you see someone your going to have sex with Cash & Prizes? What is it about the genitals that make people nervous. As a man there is not much I can do to to fix up my area.. I mean I can trim it up but all men know that their balls are a disaster area, They don’t look great but hey what are you going to do. Ladies, we as men are happy as long as your pussy doesn’t look like a poorly edited kung fu movie.

 

Last but not least. I would like to thank all of my friends who have listen to me bitch and moan over the last six months. I feel like I’ve been thrown in a pit and had shit tossed on me and every time I dig my way to the top…. MORE SHIT! My personal life in the last week has been like a shitty 80’s teen flick. But I’m the Franchise and I’m going to do what I do best and that is party hard and say fuck the world ! I will never get my comeuppance!! Frank Sinatra once said “Live everyday like it’s your last and one day you will be right.”

Week In Review May 25th – June 1st

This has been one of the most fun weeks I have had since returning to the East Coast. This week made me remember what I left exactly four years ago today.

 

I made a triumphant return to the Eastern Shore of Maryland this past week and boy it was great to see all of my family and friends. I loved seeing how so many things have changed yet so many things have stayed the same. Last Friday I went out with my brother ( Who can find time to “Digg” Useless shit but not read my blog) and some friends to one of the local bars called “Brew River” I think the joint should be called “Blue Oyster” Just ask Quincy and his friend but that’s neither here nor there. It was a good time but it was only the start of a great week.

 

Now Sunday was a day for us all to remember our veterans who have served and those we have lost but it’s also the day my dad hold his annual family BBQ. It was my first one in four years and I enjoyed seeing everyone from my sisters and cousins to my Uncle who made sure to have his car trunk filled to the hilt with adult refreshments. I tell you there is nothing better than having random people ask me if I remember them and then have them say that they remember when I was running around in my diaper on Lansdowne Ave in West Philly 23 yrs ago.

 

Now the plan for the night time was for myself and my brother Sherron, my cousin Dennis and our friends Ron, Tay, Timmy and his date random bitch # 364 to go to Ocean City and party at Seacrets Night Club. Now anybody who has been around black people more that ten seconds will tell you that we are hardly ever on time and of course we get to Seacrets at about half past eleven and there is about a two hour wait to get into this massive club,but we got an ace in the hole.

 

Big Ups go to Ron for having the pull to get us right pass all the “Common Folk” and straight into Seacrets without waiting and without paying. It was a great drunken night and its a good thing that we drank two bottles of wine and I had alot of beers at the BBQ cause I would have been even more pissed about paying four buck for a “CAN” yes a can of beer at the club.

 

Enough of all the Family gushy crap. Ummm let’s see, oh one of my heroes Dr. Death Jack Kevorkian got released from prison yesterday. Now alot of people are strongly against Jack and him helping sick people die. I say his use of euthanasia is by far one of the greatest things anyone could have thought of. He pretty much uses the same process that a vet would use on a family pet.

 

I think he gets people upset cause it reminds people that we are no better than any family pet or barn yard animals. Jack is one of a kind, I know that if I was looking to have myself snuffed out and I called someone to help, the guy who should come to my door had better look like Jack. I mean this guy looks like a ally-way abortion doctor, He is creepy and I love it. Who the hell wants some clean-cut Jag driving ass-attacking yuppy coming to there door, not me that’s who. I want the guy who slighty smells like whiskey and has rusty I.V. needles. The sad thing is they say Jack will die within a Year from an advance case of Hep C. I wonder if he will snuff himself out?

 

Last time I told you how that fuckin Ginger Kid Lindsay Lohan was voted MAXIM’s 100 hottest bitch. Just days later this useless piece of owl shit gets busted for DUI. If I could talk to Fire-Crotch I would have just one thing to say to her… ” Here Today…….. Molly Ringwald Tommorrow”.

 

Quick Comments and Random Thoughts

 

The U.N is still looking for Iraq’s WMD’s….I’m not even going to touch this one.

 

Ron Paul… The best guy who won’t win the Republican bid for President……Fred Thompson testing the waters for a bid to the white house…. I can’t stop thinking about when he told Cole Trickle and Rowdy Burns that he would impound there cars for 200 laps if those two monkeys didn’t stay away from each other.

 

I was one of the ten people watching the Cavs/Pistons game, cause nobody cares…..I am not a fan of LeBron James but I think he just earned the nickname G.O.A.T “Greatest Of All Time” If you missed it turn to Sportscenter of go to youtube.

 

That’s it you little jerks.Seeya next week.

Week In Review May 15th – May 21st

Lets just jump right into it..

 

Paul Wolfowitz the President of World Bank and the man know as the “architect” of the Iraq War” has been fired from his position because he got his secret girlfriend who also worked for World Bank a promotion and raise… Paul was Donald Rumsfelds number two and was a major player in the planning of this highly unsuccessful oil war… I mean liberation and freedom war before being appointed to the World Bank staff by President Bush… Leave it to this administration to pick the only Jew that can’t run a bank.

 

The producers of the James Bond movie franchise are trying to get the Olsen twins to be the next bond girls….. I might be the only one who feels this way but there giant heads and tiny bodies terrify me. Now if they have a hot lesbo makeout scene I might buy a ticket…. I mean download it for free from torrentspy.com I don’t have the credit score needed to get a loan to buy a movie ticket.

 

An F-16 dropped a flare and set New Jersey on fire………. And this is a bad thing why? It’s New Jersey!! You can’t pump your own gas, 65% of the people don’t have auto insurance and you have to get a tetanus shot before you even enter that dirty ass state! Just look at the people who live there, they are trash…. Ok not all of them are trash…Jersey girls are not trash….Cause trash gets picked up.

 

The Senate has come to an agreement on immigration! Ya!… Not really. Now I’m not going to get into this deeply but one of the main sticking points of the bill says that the head of the household must return to his or her home country and apply for a card to enter and work in the USA. It goes on to say that the wait to get that card will be anywhere between eight to thirteen years! The people in Washington DC must be smoking some good shit. I mean they are higher than Giraffe Pussy if they really think that “Immigrants” are going to freely leave this country and wait in there shitty country for thirteen years to gain legal entry.

 

Quick Comments.

 

Lindsay “Fire Crotch” Lohan was voted Maxims hottest….Who runs that magazine! Ginger Kids are not hot! They are creepy!

 

A cop called police cause he thought he and his wife were dying….From Pot Brownie. He was so damn baked that he asked the 911 operator if she knew the score of the Red Wings game… Now this cop will more than likely get in trouble. I think this world would be a better place if more cops got high, it might suppress the urge to beat down blacks and Latinos……

 

Here is the address to hear the whole high cop recording

 

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/21181

Week In Review May 8th – 15th

Well I am choosing to write this new Week In Review because I just got some great news, but I will get to that later in my comments..

 

Let’s see there have been a few floods and tornado’s since I last posted. I have seen these people on the news asking for our help and support and I hope they get everything they need to get their lives going again….

 

With that said, these are the same damn people I see on the news every damn year! I can’t understand for the life of me why they continue to rebuild there shitty homes on these flood plains and in Tornado Alley! Come on people! You are putting your lives in danger and for what… 30 acres and a mule in Kansas! News Flash! Living in Kansas sucks! Move you fuckin dumb ass!

 

I have been trying to figure out why anyone gives a shit about Paris Hilton going to jail. This bitch is dumber than a shit-covered stick and we as Americans are only getting dumber by giving her attention… There is one good thing coming out of her getting time in the pokey and that is at least she will get her daily dose of Valtrex to help with her flare-ups.

 

Now the best news I have gotten all damn week and that is the death of one of the biggest hate mongers this world has ever seen… Jerry Falwell!

 

In my mind this guy was as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden cause they both use Religion to spew there hate! As the founder of the so-called “Moral Majority” Jerry amassed a fortune of more than 200 Million dollars and as a televangelist claimed to want to help people.

 

What he was really doing was only helping those who thought the same way as him…. He has turned away poor people and not given aid just because they believe different from him!

 

This was a fat slob of a man who claimed that he was the reason one on the greatest presidents in history Ronald Reagan was elected in 1980! Blow it out of your ass Jerry!

 

Now I have nothing against people having faith.. This is not a bash about that cause I have my beliefs, I just don’t think people like Jerry shouldn’t be able manipulate this country and world with there bullshit and propaganda.

 

Jerry will get one endorsement from me and that is for him to be voted “Hustlers asshole of the month” one last time. Larry Flint please make this happen send Jerry to “His God” with a nice parting gift.

 

One last time…. Burn In Hell Jerry!

Week In Review ( Don’t read if you can’t laugh at life)

This weeks biggest story has to be the Massacre at Virginia Tech. 33 lost lives 32 of them innocent. Alot of people are angry with Seung-Hui Cho and some show sympathy knowing that he was deeply troubled…. I personally was impressed…. I mean in this country if you kill one person we put in in jail for life, if you kill three people we put you on death row. Five people and we send you to Texas and they hit you with a brick. Ten people we stick you in a room and stare at you through a tiny window for the rest of your life. If you kill more than ten we as a society can’t really handle that. You kinda have to say……. Well done.

 

I noticed that President Bush is as bad at reading already prepared speeches as he is when he tries to come up with things to say johnny on the spot. I sometimes wonder if George H.W Bush ever thinks that maybe he should have blown the load “W” came from all over Barbara’s tits and face instead….. Picture that one!

 

The Blue Angels lost a plane and a pilot this week. I have seen them perform and in my opinion… they are just as entertaining and the Air Forces ThunderBirds… They are just more dangerous. They put pilots and onlookers in danger everytime they perform cause they seem to wanna always be better than the ThunderBirds. My mother asked me if I had seen the news report on the crash and I said no I had not. I then began telling her what I thought may have happened and I even guessed what move they were trying to do. Now some family has lost a son….. ( who was more than likely gay) I mean come on people! You know why the Navy put there name tapes on the back of there pants, Its so when they are done fucking they can know who to send the flowers too!

 

People happy to not be in the news this week.

 

Don Imus – Rumor going around he said several students survived the shootings by hiding in Seung-Hui Cho’s peripheral vision. He went on to say “The Gook could not see them due to his slanty eyes.” ( I just made that up)

 

Britney Spears – Ummm just a bad everything. If you wanna be scared just google Britney Spears Pussy! I would rather get beat with a brick stick than dine at that Pink Taco Stand.

 

Now we Move to the Douche Bag of the week. That honor goes to….

 

Seung-Hui Cho – Hearing he went on his shooting spree after finding out that Sanjaya was a guy after weeks of jerking off to his images. He did not like the funny feeling he got afterwards.

 

If you did not heed my warning at the top and still read this and you are now pissed off then please feel free to come to Philadelphia and look me in the face and see if it looks like I give a Fuck.

 

I might do this again next week… See you little jerks later!

Your a Douche Bag If….

5. If you have ever argued using text messages with someone who is in the same damn house/apartment as you.

 

4. After someone gets done telling a story and you say “I got one way better than that”.

 

3. Dress animals up in clothing or have entire conversations with them about how your day at work was.

 

2. Talk shit about “The Hoff” or Knight Rider.

 

1. You can remember all the words to the songs in “Coyote Ugly” but you hate “Anchorman” cause ‘You Didn’t Get It”.

Phoenix & Friends

In our fast paced lifestyle that most people live in these days, alot of things are fleeting or fall by the wayside. Friendships are one of those things that we as people seem to take for granted, I have spent close to a year in Phoenix now and I have met alot of people that in my mind I consider friends.

 

One way or another they have done something or shown a trait that I have connected with. I will be leaving in just a few days and I am smart enough to know that some of the people have met will sooner or later fall off the radar screen and get pushed to the back of my mind but some of the people I will not and the friendship will continue to grow.

 

I would like to stay in touch with all the people I consider friends, so I will say this to all my friends I will try my hardest to stay in touch and up to date and I ask that anyone who reads this and considers me a friend to try and do the same.

The Success of Failure

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. You cannot achieve success if you fear failure. If your not afraid to fail, man you have a chance to succeed, but your never gonna get there unless you risk it all the way. I have failed, we all have. Half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning and saying ” Ok watch out, here I come again. Alittle bit smarter, licking my wounds and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday. So now i’m just alittle more dangerous”!