Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

I’m going to do something a little different this week. I’m just going to talk about random shit and I’m going to talk about shit that is close to my heart… You will see the softer side of me, but don’t get used to this shit!

 

Lets talk about men and women. ladies, as men we only really deal with you for 2.1 reasons and they are. There might be a chance we could get our belly’s filled with food that you cook. There might be a chance we can get our balls drained by you and the final little reason is you are a girlfriend of one of our friends. That’s it! I mean there might be one maybe two girls that a guy knows who are just really his friend but for the most part those are the reasons men even deal with women.

 

There is a big problem in this country that everyone should be trying to solve. When I was born In 1983, 1 out of every 5600 kids were born with Autism. In 2007 that rate is up to 1 in every 166 kids. In 24 years this has become the biggest epidemic in America even bigger than HIV. If 1 out of every 166 people had HIV we would be jumping through hoops to try and curb those numbers. Please visit AutismSpeaks.org and see how you can help.

 

One of my favorite shows ended recently and that show is The Sopranos. I have been in love with this show for years and I was sad to see it go but I sure as hell loved the way it ended. David Chase let the audience use our imagination to decide what happened to Tony and his family. Some people saw a diner full of assassins and others saw a diner full of people looking to choke down some grease-ball burgers and watered down cokes.

 

Why is it always weird the first time you see someone your going to have sex with Cash & Prizes? What is it about the genitals that make people nervous. As a man there is not much I can do to to fix up my area.. I mean I can trim it up but all men know that their balls are a disaster area, They don’t look great but hey what are you going to do. Ladies, we as men are happy as long as your pussy doesn’t look like a poorly edited kung fu movie.

 

Last but not least. I would like to thank all of my friends who have listen to me bitch and moan over the last six months. I feel like I’ve been thrown in a pit and had shit tossed on me and every time I dig my way to the top…. MORE SHIT! My personal life in the last week has been like a shitty 80’s teen flick. But I’m the Franchise and I’m going to do what I do best and that is party hard and say fuck the world ! I will never get my comeuppance!! Frank Sinatra once said “Live everyday like it’s your last and one day you will be right.”