Week In Review ( Don’t read if you can’t laugh at life)

This weeks biggest story has to be the Massacre at Virginia Tech. 33 lost lives 32 of them innocent. Alot of people are angry with Seung-Hui Cho and some show sympathy knowing that he was deeply troubled…. I personally was impressed…. I mean in this country if you kill one person we put in in jail for life, if you kill three people we put you on death row. Five people and we send you to Texas and they hit you with a brick. Ten people we stick you in a room and stare at you through a tiny window for the rest of your life. If you kill more than ten we as a society can’t really handle that. You kinda have to say……. Well done.

 

I noticed that President Bush is as bad at reading already prepared speeches as he is when he tries to come up with things to say johnny on the spot. I sometimes wonder if George H.W Bush ever thinks that maybe he should have blown the load “W” came from all over Barbara’s tits and face instead….. Picture that one!

 

The Blue Angels lost a plane and a pilot this week. I have seen them perform and in my opinion… they are just as entertaining and the Air Forces ThunderBirds… They are just more dangerous. They put pilots and onlookers in danger everytime they perform cause they seem to wanna always be better than the ThunderBirds. My mother asked me if I had seen the news report on the crash and I said no I had not. I then began telling her what I thought may have happened and I even guessed what move they were trying to do. Now some family has lost a son….. ( who was more than likely gay) I mean come on people! You know why the Navy put there name tapes on the back of there pants, Its so when they are done fucking they can know who to send the flowers too!

 

People happy to not be in the news this week.

 

Don Imus – Rumor going around he said several students survived the shootings by hiding in Seung-Hui Cho’s peripheral vision. He went on to say “The Gook could not see them due to his slanty eyes.” ( I just made that up)

 

Britney Spears – Ummm just a bad everything. If you wanna be scared just google Britney Spears Pussy! I would rather get beat with a brick stick than dine at that Pink Taco Stand.

 

Now we Move to the Douche Bag of the week. That honor goes to….

 

Seung-Hui Cho – Hearing he went on his shooting spree after finding out that Sanjaya was a guy after weeks of jerking off to his images. He did not like the funny feeling he got afterwards.

 

If you did not heed my warning at the top and still read this and you are now pissed off then please feel free to come to Philadelphia and look me in the face and see if it looks like I give a Fuck.

 

I might do this again next week… See you little jerks later!