Week In Review May 15th – May 21st

Lets just jump right into it..

 

Paul Wolfowitz the President of World Bank and the man know as the “architect” of the Iraq War” has been fired from his position because he got his secret girlfriend who also worked for World Bank a promotion and raise… Paul was Donald Rumsfelds number two and was a major player in the planning of this highly unsuccessful oil war… I mean liberation and freedom war before being appointed to the World Bank staff by President Bush… Leave it to this administration to pick the only Jew that can’t run a bank.

 

The producers of the James Bond movie franchise are trying to get the Olsen twins to be the next bond girls….. I might be the only one who feels this way but there giant heads and tiny bodies terrify me. Now if they have a hot lesbo makeout scene I might buy a ticket…. I mean download it for free from torrentspy.com I don’t have the credit score needed to get a loan to buy a movie ticket.

 

An F-16 dropped a flare and set New Jersey on fire………. And this is a bad thing why? It’s New Jersey!! You can’t pump your own gas, 65% of the people don’t have auto insurance and you have to get a tetanus shot before you even enter that dirty ass state! Just look at the people who live there, they are trash…. Ok not all of them are trash…Jersey girls are not trash….Cause trash gets picked up.

 

The Senate has come to an agreement on immigration! Ya!… Not really. Now I’m not going to get into this deeply but one of the main sticking points of the bill says that the head of the household must return to his or her home country and apply for a card to enter and work in the USA. It goes on to say that the wait to get that card will be anywhere between eight to thirteen years! The people in Washington DC must be smoking some good shit. I mean they are higher than Giraffe Pussy if they really think that “Immigrants” are going to freely leave this country and wait in there shitty country for thirteen years to gain legal entry.

 

Quick Comments.

 

Lindsay “Fire Crotch” Lohan was voted Maxims hottest….Who runs that magazine! Ginger Kids are not hot! They are creepy!

 

A cop called police cause he thought he and his wife were dying….From Pot Brownie. He was so damn baked that he asked the 911 operator if she knew the score of the Red Wings game… Now this cop will more than likely get in trouble. I think this world would be a better place if more cops got high, it might suppress the urge to beat down blacks and Latinos……

 

Here is the address to hear the whole high cop recording

 

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/21181