Week In Review May 25th – June 1st

This has been one of the most fun weeks I have had since returning to the East Coast. This week made me remember what I left exactly four years ago today.

 

I made a triumphant return to the Eastern Shore of Maryland this past week and boy it was great to see all of my family and friends. I loved seeing how so many things have changed yet so many things have stayed the same. Last Friday I went out with my brother ( Who can find time to “Digg” Useless shit but not read my blog) and some friends to one of the local bars called “Brew River” I think the joint should be called “Blue Oyster” Just ask Quincy and his friend but that’s neither here nor there. It was a good time but it was only the start of a great week.

 

Now Sunday was a day for us all to remember our veterans who have served and those we have lost but it’s also the day my dad hold his annual family BBQ. It was my first one in four years and I enjoyed seeing everyone from my sisters and cousins to my Uncle who made sure to have his car trunk filled to the hilt with adult refreshments. I tell you there is nothing better than having random people ask me if I remember them and then have them say that they remember when I was running around in my diaper on Lansdowne Ave in West Philly 23 yrs ago.

 

Now the plan for the night time was for myself and my brother Sherron, my cousin Dennis and our friends Ron, Tay, Timmy and his date random bitch # 364 to go to Ocean City and party at Seacrets Night Club. Now anybody who has been around black people more that ten seconds will tell you that we are hardly ever on time and of course we get to Seacrets at about half past eleven and there is about a two hour wait to get into this massive club,but we got an ace in the hole.

 

Big Ups go to Ron for having the pull to get us right pass all the “Common Folk” and straight into Seacrets without waiting and without paying. It was a great drunken night and its a good thing that we drank two bottles of wine and I had alot of beers at the BBQ cause I would have been even more pissed about paying four buck for a “CAN” yes a can of beer at the club.

 

Enough of all the Family gushy crap. Ummm let’s see, oh one of my heroes Dr. Death Jack Kevorkian got released from prison yesterday. Now alot of people are strongly against Jack and him helping sick people die. I say his use of euthanasia is by far one of the greatest things anyone could have thought of. He pretty much uses the same process that a vet would use on a family pet.

 

I think he gets people upset cause it reminds people that we are no better than any family pet or barn yard animals. Jack is one of a kind, I know that if I was looking to have myself snuffed out and I called someone to help, the guy who should come to my door had better look like Jack. I mean this guy looks like a ally-way abortion doctor, He is creepy and I love it. Who the hell wants some clean-cut Jag driving ass-attacking yuppy coming to there door, not me that’s who. I want the guy who slighty smells like whiskey and has rusty I.V. needles. The sad thing is they say Jack will die within a Year from an advance case of Hep C. I wonder if he will snuff himself out?

 

Last time I told you how that fuckin Ginger Kid Lindsay Lohan was voted MAXIM’s 100 hottest bitch. Just days later this useless piece of owl shit gets busted for DUI. If I could talk to Fire-Crotch I would have just one thing to say to her… ” Here Today…….. Molly Ringwald Tommorrow”.

 

Quick Comments and Random Thoughts

 

The U.N is still looking for Iraq’s WMD’s….I’m not even going to touch this one.

 

Ron Paul… The best guy who won’t win the Republican bid for President……Fred Thompson testing the waters for a bid to the white house…. I can’t stop thinking about when he told Cole Trickle and Rowdy Burns that he would impound there cars for 200 laps if those two monkeys didn’t stay away from each other.

 

I was one of the ten people watching the Cavs/Pistons game, cause nobody cares…..I am not a fan of LeBron James but I think he just earned the nickname G.O.A.T “Greatest Of All Time” If you missed it turn to Sportscenter of go to youtube.

 

That’s it you little jerks.Seeya next week.