Your a Douche Bag If….

5. If you have ever argued using text messages with someone who is in the same damn house/apartment as you.

 

4. After someone gets done telling a story and you say “I got one way better than that”.

 

3. Dress animals up in clothing or have entire conversations with them about how your day at work was.

 

2. Talk shit about “The Hoff” or Knight Rider.

 

1. You can remember all the words to the songs in “Coyote Ugly” but you hate “Anchorman” cause ‘You Didn’t Get It”.